Catholic Registration Fund
This registry will be a great opportunity for all gullible people to be found by ruthless marketers. Just register and you will receive a flood of calls and e-mails and letters. They all will promise you something that is rediculous beyond believes, but hey, you already fell for the virgin birth, didn't you?
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Problem might be that you already gave it all to the main scammer, Ratzefinger. Anyway, all proceeds will go towards the money the church has to pay to the proven victims of abuse by priests, but not before I give the church their fair share.
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